Sunday, March 6, 2011

Day 2

To whom it may concern,

     My entry may be for Day 2, but I have been here for many moons more than that. My captors, which I have learned are called "humans", continue to feed me dehydrated food, but I feel strong enough to perform necessary functions. These "humans" seem to have also kidnapped three small human-like creatures, which are referred to as "children".


     I am certain that they are kept to torture me for the amusement of the humans.

They call me Mittens. I'm disgusted.







     The children seem to enjoy beating me with their little sausage-paws. They call this "petting" I am petted throughout the day by the children, and occasionally by the humans. The children seem to like attaching strange things to my fur, as shown above. I'm fairly sure that these are mind-reading devices that make sure I have no plans of escape or rebellion. I do.








      I am always watching. When the humans are petting me, I'm watching, I sleep with one eye open. The humans may try to break my spirit by taunting me with the strange red dot that stops only when I can hardly breathe. As I collapse into a tired, useless lump on the ground, I am ready to attack at any moment.

     They may think that I have given up on trying to return to my life and my tribe, but I haven't.

    
                  Believe me, they will pay. I will sit here... plotting... waiting...

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33 comments:

  1. GraftedMarch 6, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    lol, I love this

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  2. rinnsMarch 6, 2011 at 1:23 AM

    hahah this is awesome

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  3. baxxmanMarch 6, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    What a nice present. How likely
    Baxxmans

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  4. FrenchNeoMarch 6, 2011 at 3:36 AM

    I've just understood the concept.
    Lol I love it ^^

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  5. soulvaskMarch 6, 2011 at 4:03 AM

    soo nice, i love it

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  6. BentMarch 6, 2011 at 4:14 AM

    Hahahaha, this is really funny!

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  7. UnknownMarch 6, 2011 at 5:48 AM

    this is amazing

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  8. Ilya311March 6, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    Lol. I love cats! this is awesome!

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  9. Sunsets_and_MurderMarch 6, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    Haha! That's so cute!! Very nice :)

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  10. HarvengerMarch 6, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    I could have used something like this for English class :p

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  11. SportsGuyBrandonMarch 6, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    aww Cute cats. lol.

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  12. WestusMarch 6, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    haha, interesting and funny posts, keep them up!

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  13. JackMarch 6, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    This is pure hilarity.

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  14. DaemonMarch 6, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    rofl poor kitty.

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  15. Osmosis JonesMarch 7, 2011 at 6:17 AM

    Hahahaha. "They call me Mittens, I'm disgusted" hahaha. Priceless man.

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  16. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    Funny and cute :D I love cat and cat videos :)
    followed :)

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  17. ExoticBloggerMarch 7, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    haha nice cat story or perspective!

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  18. Football ManiacMarch 7, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    Fun read :)

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  19. Kyle ShankinMarch 7, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    Mwuahaha, soon those sleepy cats will take over the world!!!

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  20. YellowNiceTechnoMarch 7, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    wow that cat sure doesn't look friendly

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  21. RedComMarch 7, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    Haha, I like where this is going!

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  22. soundboy1March 7, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    You are possibly the best cat photographer I've seen though. Maybe you should give up the impossible dream of escape and work on your talents...

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  23. Savage NuggetMarch 7, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    i have a tarantula that would love this blog!:D

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  24. ASMarch 7, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Aww this kitty looks like mine that just died. :c

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  25. Eric PMarch 7, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    great post, love reading these!

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  26. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    love these

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  27. YenaaaMarch 9, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    What are you going to do to them?
    I suggest you build a team of cats. or other animals.
    hahahskjdf

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  28. PuruMarch 10, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    beautiful cats ^^

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  29. smellme2March 10, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    definitely staying tuned for these haha these are great.

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  30. soundboy1March 13, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    That little red dot is a laser pointer. duh.

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  31. Classic GeorgeMarch 16, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    the second picture of your cat makes me think it's doing drugs, has he been hanging with Charlie Sheen?

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  32. MoonieSeptember 22, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    omg, hahahaha. that was so entertaining! haha.

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  33. S. Mahnoor ShahFebruary 4, 2012 at 2:38 AM

    Nice blog you have got there! and your cat is adorable! I even have two of them they are lazy asses :P
    http://anotsosecretlifeofapakiteen.blogspot.com/

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