Sunday, March 6, 2011

Day 2

To whom it may concern,

     My entry may be for Day 2, but I have been here for many moons more than that. My captors, which I have learned are called "humans", continue to feed me dehydrated food, but I feel strong enough to perform necessary functions. These "humans" seem to have also kidnapped three small human-like creatures, which are referred to as "children".


     I am certain that they are kept to torture me for the amusement of the humans.

They call me Mittens. I'm disgusted.







     The children seem to enjoy beating me with their little sausage-paws. They call this "petting" I am petted throughout the day by the children, and occasionally by the humans. The children seem to like attaching strange things to my fur, as shown above. I'm fairly sure that these are mind-reading devices that make sure I have no plans of escape or rebellion. I do.








      I am always watching. When the humans are petting me, I'm watching, I sleep with one eye open. The humans may try to break my spirit by taunting me with the strange red dot that stops only when I can hardly breathe. As I collapse into a tired, useless lump on the ground, I am ready to attack at any moment.

     They may think that I have given up on trying to return to my life and my tribe, but I haven't.

    
                  Believe me, they will pay. I will sit here... plotting... waiting...

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34 comments:

  1. I've just understood the concept.
    Lol I love it ^^

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  2. Hahahaha, this is really funny!

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  3. Lol. I love cats! this is awesome!

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  4. I could have used something like this for English class :p

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  5. haha, interesting and funny posts, keep them up!

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  6. Hahahaha. "They call me Mittens, I'm disgusted" hahaha. Priceless man.

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  7. Funny and cute :D I love cat and cat videos :)
    followed :)

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  8. haha nice cat story or perspective!

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  9. Mwuahaha, soon those sleepy cats will take over the world!!!

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  10. wow that cat sure doesn't look friendly

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  11. Haha, I like where this is going!

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  12. You are possibly the best cat photographer I've seen though. Maybe you should give up the impossible dream of escape and work on your talents...

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  13. i have a tarantula that would love this blog!:D

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  14. Aww this kitty looks like mine that just died. :c

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  15. great post, love reading these!

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  16. What are you going to do to them?
    I suggest you build a team of cats. or other animals.
    hahahskjdf

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  17. definitely staying tuned for these haha these are great.

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  18. That little red dot is a laser pointer. duh.

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  19. the second picture of your cat makes me think it's doing drugs, has he been hanging with Charlie Sheen?

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  20. omg, hahahaha. that was so entertaining! haha.

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  21. Nice blog you have got there! and your cat is adorable! I even have two of them they are lazy asses :P
    http://anotsosecretlifeofapakiteen.blogspot.com/

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