Monday, February 28, 2011

Day 1

So cold. So alone.

     My name is Hrothgar. I am the leader of my tribe, a proud, mighty, race. We have been at war with the surrounding tribes for many moons. I think.

I was imprisoned for so long in that dark, damp place. There were many like me. I don't have the faintest idea how long I was there.

One day I awoke to something carrying me. I was dropped into a cage and transported to a strange new prison, full of large, shrieking animals that tried to attack me every chance they got.

Not long after I arrived was I transported to another strange place where I was stabbed brutally with sharp needles, castrated, and locked in a tiny cage. The next morning I found myself back in the strange prison with the shrieking animals.

They make me eat dehydrated food, probably depriving me to keep me under control. I feign sleep most of the day. Sitting. Plotting my escape.


Also, I'm a cat.

57 comments:

  1. sounds interesting, waiting for other posts!

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  2. Im loving it!

    So much potential.

    Don't you fail me

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  3. wildcats and mavericks: true freedom.

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  4. Ok, I'm loving this. xD

    I'll follow.

    Also, check my blog out. We... review music. (I've said this SO MANY TIMES...)

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  5. This seems interesting. I'm looking forward to reading more of your posts.

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  6. Haha this sounds interesting, a blog from the point of view of a feline.

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  7. The blog of a Cat ?!
    Following NOW

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  8. lol nice view from a cats perspective

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  9. Hopefully you're coming up with a Day 2 soon! Will be following (:

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  10. Very amusing, keep writing more.

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  11. Great idea, like that.
    http://baxxmans.blogspot.com/

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  12. good point, i'm a cat. I love cats, and they deserve to be love!

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  13. great blog!! want more!
    i'm following

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  14. Haha very entertaining and well written too! I'm keeping this as one of my favorites!

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  15. I never exspected this out come. nice work! :)

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  16. Hahah I like where this is going.

    More!

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  17. I really liked this. Please keep posting .___.

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  18. Quite the poet, aren't you? :) I like your style. keep it up!

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  19. Someday he shall have his revenge.

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  20. hahahahhaha

    toooo funny. :D
    moar like this = followed. :D

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  21. Look promising blog! I will follow you now.

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  22. Haha we need an entire bibliography like this.

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  23. Never trust a cat! Sitting there plotting...

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  24. ha this looks awesome, can't wait to see the next installment!

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  25. I LOVE CATS. Have you read the Warrior series?

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  26. haha nice.. didnt see the cat commment coming :P

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  27. Excellent tale, chap! I'm excited to hear more!

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  28. I don't think you're a cat >:-D

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  29. haha hrothgar is a great name! :p

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  30. Haha this is pretty funny. Can't wait for the next one!

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  31. Most unique blog i have read so far but you have me hooked!

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  32. Best of luck hrothgar! Kill those evil human scum!

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  33. i am intrigued to where this will lead...I pray for your swift and quick escape Hrothgar!!

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